greenery

• 2011-12-18

  It’s popping off at Bagel Heaven today #onlyflorida http://t.co/MGm8Pb73

• 2011-12-17

  Scale at the movie theater to measure exactly how big of a fat fuck you are after “Tower Heist” #onlyflorida http://t.co/ln82nU9s

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  U wear ur napkin on a clip necklace from the dentist in public & I’m NOT supposed to take a pic? Relax, rhino. http://t.co/6SNNA5JS #florida

• 2011-12-16

  These are my friends the next few days I’m in Florida. They always make me feel better. #redeyereading http://t.co/Sns9hgw1

• 2011-12-14

  So funny/true, @alexgilmn made my eyes misty w/ this one» People You Almost Only Ever Meet At The Airport http://t.co/M9KwSSeI

• 2011-12-10

  We had a breakthrough, don’t be mad. http://t.co/Eh4llUyX

• 2011-12-08

  I love when the post commenters fight with each other. It’s just so sassy http://t.co/E6P3b9Eh

• 2011-09-24

  Look what Russell Brand wore to meet a foreign dignitary on behalf of the city of LA, just soak it in: http://t.co/hTUEMD0K

• 2011-09-23

  Scrolling my new, oversharing FB feed, see lots of promoter updates “EDEN Tonight, ” “Roxbury Tonight!” & I’m just like “nah.”

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  My move RT @thesulk: Just listened to the White Album all curled up in the Beatle position.